OH, the Irony!

Right after I posted my "country song", I tidied up the kitchen and went to take a nice long soak with the latest novel by Janet Evanovich (LOVE her books! Always makes me laugh out loud!).

Anyway, as I pull out the faucet to turn on the water, IT COMES OFF IN MY HAND! This is not "oops, let's put it back on" but it BROKE COMPLETELY OFF!!! Between a screwdriver and a pair of needle nose pliers, I was able to pull out the on/off mechanism, turn the water on and adjust the temperature.

For some reason this wasn't the most relaxing bath I've ever had but I still got a laugh out of the book.

But now what? I'm pretty handy but don't know if this is something I should attempt myself. On the other hand, hiring a plumber when you're unemployed could be dangerous.

I wonder if my roommate-to-be knows how to do this stuff?? Guess it won't hurt to ask...

A Bubble Bath and Wine

I woke up during the night tossing and turning so I gave up trying to sleep and wrote my first country song. I am sure it'll be a hit. LOL

Here it is, the world premiere of:

A Bubble Bath and Wine

Seems like crud has hit the fan;
I lost my job; I lost my man.
I’m trying to do the best I can!
I need a bubble bath and wine.

My weight goes up; my weight goes down.
My clothes don’t fit; it makes me frown.
I’ll never see another wedding gown.
I need a bubble bath and wine.

My cat won’t give me the time of day.
I wish the weeds would go away.
Won’t someone come out to play?
I need a bubble bath and wine.

My head hurts and my eyes are itchy.
My back is sore and my nose is twitchy.
One more pain and I’ll be bitchy.
I need a bubble bath and wine.

Even when the sky turns blue,
And I find a love that’s true,
And everything is good as new,
I’ll STILL need a bubble bath and wine!

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